Crafted and exported from Italy;
Contrived by laborers with their pure hands.
The bag wasn’t just a plain old Fendi,
As there are plenty of fakes from Thailand.
One day she had a little too many
After speeches where payment was ten bands.
That made the rich a little too happy
Until the files leaked from cayman islands.
We hear that the bag is trendy
In the state of Illinois her homeland.
Wall street was just a little too friendly
During the crash where there was no remand.
Fashion styles has cost us a pretty penny
And the housing market that was unplanned.
Sad to say the Iraq war wasn’t free,
So is the Fendi bag that’s in demand.
